watching hercules is impossible if you watched all of xena first tho like goddamn
what’s worse is if you’re gay
you spoil yourself on xena and gabrielle like WOW THESE HOTTIES and then you try to watch hercules and it’s just
iolaus’s crotchpouch what the fuck is that
some more classic screen caps of the most important guest star in xena aka my therapists tortoise
so today i found out that my therapist’s tortoise was in an episode of xena
this tortoise is my therapist’s tortoise
what the fuck is wrong with this country
u view the credits for this special guest star
'xenaboob's therapist's tortoise - Karl Urban'
u can swear the walls of your living room are closing in. ur palms begin to sweat. it’s a long time until you manage, but soon, morbidly hungry for the truth u dread, u go back, inspecting the cap further
a shaky breath breaks the incessant ringing in ur ears and u scarcely realize it’s ur own, it is as if u are hearing it from outside of ur body. stone cold silence coils around u like a serpent, the truth sinking into u like fangs
it was karl
it was always karl
went to piha beach today and made it even more beautiful
IN WHICH OUR LOVE HAS BEEN INSCRIBED ON NOT ONLY A BEAUTIFUL BEACH BUT ALSO A XENA-FILM-LOCATION BEACH. JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN HELL EARTH AND ANCIENT FUCKING GREECE I LOVE YOU FUCKING FUCKER
THIS GOES HERE TOO BECAUSE SHIT
IT AIN’T REAL IF SHE DON’T WRITE IT ON ONE OF THE BEACHES SEEN IN UR FAVORITE SHOW
Okay so I did a curious search myself and this is what came up oh god
all u need to know about a person
is just one url image search away
Xena/Lucy Lawless doing this face.
Seriously, when she do it then fire races under my skin and I tremble...
mm pretty good pick but i’m pretty much all about this one………….. ;)