pepperbear:

pepperbear:

watching hercules is impossible if you watched all of xena first tho like goddamn

what’s worse is if you’re gay

you spoil yourself on xena and gabrielle like WOW THESE HOTTIES and then you try to watch hercules and it’s just

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iolaus’s crotchpouch what the fuck is that

♥ 56 — 5 days ago on 17 Jul 2014 — via pepperbear
♥ 59 — 5 days ago on 16 Jul 2014 — via dadrielle (source)

xenaboob:

some more classic screen caps of the most important guest star in xena aka my therapists tortoise

♥ 29 — 5 days ago on 16 Jul 2014 — via xenaboob

xenaboob:

so today i found out that my therapist’s tortoise was in an episode of xena

this tortoise is my therapist’s tortoise

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what the fuck is wrong with this country

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u view the credits for this special guest star

'xenaboob's therapist's tortoise - Karl Urban'

u can swear the walls of your living room are closing in. ur palms begin to sweat. it’s a long time until you manage, but soon, morbidly hungry for the truth u dread, u go back, inspecting the cap further

a shaky breath breaks the incessant ringing in ur ears and u scarcely realize it’s ur own, it is as if u are hearing it from outside of ur body. stone cold silence coils around u like a serpent, the truth sinking into u like fangs

sure enough

it was karl

it was always karl

♥ 102 — 5 days ago on 16 Jul 2014 — via xenaboob
pepperbear:

amyhartofeyyyy:

went to piha beach today and made it even more beautiful

IN WHICH OUR LOVE HAS BEEN INSCRIBED ON NOT ONLY A BEAUTIFUL BEACH BUT ALSO A XENA-FILM-LOCATION BEACH. JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN HELL EARTH AND ANCIENT FUCKING GREECE I LOVE YOU FUCKING FUCKER

THIS GOES HERE TOO BECAUSE SHIT
IT AIN’T REAL IF SHE DON’T WRITE IT ON ONE OF THE BEACHES SEEN IN UR FAVORITE SHOW

pepperbear:

amyhartofeyyyy:

went to piha beach today and made it even more beautiful

IN WHICH OUR LOVE HAS BEEN INSCRIBED ON NOT ONLY A BEAUTIFUL BEACH BUT ALSO A XENA-FILM-LOCATION BEACH. JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN HELL EARTH AND ANCIENT FUCKING GREECE I LOVE YOU FUCKING FUCKER

THIS GOES HERE TOO BECAUSE SHIT

IT AIN’T REAL IF SHE DON’T WRITE IT ON ONE OF THE BEACHES SEEN IN UR FAVORITE SHOW

♥ 32 — 6 days ago on 16 Jul 2014 — via pepperbear (source)
♥ 158 — 1 week ago on 11 Jul 2014 — via pepperbear (source)

thenerdychook:

Okay so I did a curious search myself and this is what came up oh god

♥ 7 — 1 week ago on 11 Jul 2014 — via thenerdychook

sometimes

all u need to know about a person

is just one url image search away

♥ 27 — 1 week ago on 11 Jul 2014
Sexual orientation:

anapaula-mills:

Xena/Lucy Lawless doing this face. 

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Seriously, when she do it then fire races under my skin and I tremble...

mm pretty good pick but i’m pretty much all about this one………….. ;)

♥ 205 — 2 weeks ago on 05 Jul 2014 — via battling-bard (source)
xenaboob:

sorry

xenaboob:

sorry

♥ 8 — 3 weeks ago on 01 Jul 2014 — via xenaboob